Sally Hepplewhite Poet Didactic

Stick the Boot In, Mrs May

Stick the Boot in, Mrs May 

Stick the boot in Putin
Kick him up the bum
Don’t let his megalomania 
Stop you from having fun

Stick the boot in Putin,
Kick him in the knee,
Pelt him hard with rotten eggs,
Make him start world war three.

Stick the boot in Putin,
Tell him that Novochok,
Was made by him with rubber gloves,
Plant evidence in his sock.

Stick the boot in Putin,
Look righteous, good and strong,
Demand he ‘fesses up the truth,
(Even if it probably was Iran, Israel, Uzbekistan or some nutter from Porton Down),
He’ll never prove you wrong.

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Beata Agustin August 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM Thanks for sharing this... exposing your thoughts through your unique poetic style. Meanwhile, I greet you with the love of the Lord, expressed by John 3:16 of the Bible, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." Be blessed.