Stick the Boot In, Mrs May

Stick the Boot in, Mrs May Stick the boot in Putin Kick him up the bum Don’t let his megalomania Stop you from having fun Stick the boot in Putin, Kick him in the knee, Pelt him hard with rotten eggs, Make him start world war three. Stick the boot in Putin, Tell him that Novochok, Was made by him with rubber gloves, Plant evidence in his sock. Stick the boot in Putin, Look righteous, good and strong, Demand he ‘fesses up the truth, (Even if it probably was Iran, Israel, Uzbekistan or some nutter from Porton Down), He’ll never prove you wrong.