Stalked By a Norwegian Viking Cat

If you have ever had the pleasure of being stalked by a Viking Forest Norwegian Cat Then you understand what it feels like to be played with before you are eaten. If you have not, then this poem may not be for you. For it is the tale of the VFNC and what she is capable of. She is a magical cat, the queen of cats, the ultimate fat cat if you will. She stalks her prey, jumping on its back, breaking it, so she can enjoy the taste of the face. Yes, she is a hunter, this powerful opponent. She is fast, and she is mighty. If you have ever been eaten by her You will appreciate this. If not, you cannot possibly understand it. Oh, she is patting you down? Great. This is her first step.