Stable Genius

A topic that’s still on the table That we should discuss, since we’re able Is whether or not The prez that we’ve got Is really a genius that’s stable. A stable is also, of course, A place that’s a home for a horse And perhaps there, indeed, Is a very smart steed That’s a genius who grazes on gorse. But that’s not what our leader, alas, Meant when he let those famous words pass. He was doing his part Proving he is, like, smart Like a horse (or that animal’s ass!)