St Patricks Day Cat

St Patrick’s day cat wore a tam to die for. We saw him the second he sauntered into the door. The pub would never be the same, he was glamor and more. A fine dapper Irish cat, who serenaded us with folklore. He has such fashion sense! The females all cried. He gave us a stomping dance, a jig, and a slide. St Patrick’s day cat with coral roses on his lapel. Showed us the way out of our daily hell-to-hell. We followed him to Dublin singing an Irish ditty. The felines all followed, screaming how he was pretty. St Patrick’s day cat ruined it that day for other Toms. I did not see him myself, but have heard from his moms.