Square Get Into Shape Maureen

Get into Shape Maureen Scary words for a Square Or if you are a fat get like me My head is the shape of a potato My waistline resembles a Burger And my bum takes the shape of a Doughnut Because I can't keep my mouth shut And I have Pear induced childbearing hips And my thighs pass for ships in the night So I can't wear anything tight For fear of splitting the seams on my skinny jean's lol And i have to wear a sport's Bra to flatten my bust So I don't get asked out on many date's And on-line dating is out of the question Unless I fail to mention When asked to describe my body Shape ? Because I then would have to reply ? Round a kind of figure of 8 Not so much a Shape More a Pyramid with uneven side's Or a Poached Egg attached to a head You say Shape I say Clay Or children's putty For Maureen Mcgreavy Get into Shape poetry contest