Splitting the Bill

When friends share a restaurant meal
Who eats what is not a big deal
For the bill will be split
Though I have to admit
That some awkwardness this could reveal.

A group member might simply declare
He or she finds his portion unfair
‘Cause she ate so much less
That it gives her distress
To contribute a similar share.

It’s a problem one rarely expects
When the dining group often connects
Since there isn’t a doubt
Time will even things out
Or perhaps what they need’s separate checks!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Watt Avatar
February 22, 2020 at 1:00 AM
Ilene, this is right on the money (oops, pardon the pun) ~ John
Poetry Avatar
February 20, 2020 at 5:06 AM
i HAVE A FRIEND THAT IS RICH, WHEN A HAVE DINNER WITH HIM AND HIS FRIENDS, I DO NOT EVEN SEE THE BILL... SALUTE ALKAS
Leffanta Avatar
February 19, 2020 at 1:12 PM
For those who can pay, let them pay; everyone else stay away! Aloha! Rico
Cunningham Avatar
February 19, 2020 at 3:38 AM
From Experience I've found some always opt for the more expensive option when you're in the chair. I've got very wise to it. Tom
Turner Avatar
February 18, 2020 at 7:48 PM
I suppose for me it would depend on your use of the word "friend". A real "friend" would not make an issue of it. If they happen to be running short, exceptions could be made. I've seen money break up what would be considered a loving family. I'm certain it could easily dissolve a casual friendship. One would have to assess the value of that friendship if it became habitual.
Rigoler Avatar
February 18, 2020 at 7:14 PM
Unless I an afford to buy a friend's meal, it's no problem. Otherwise I make it plain that we're going dutch. Some people are greedy. I once worked with a lady who when I treated the coffee always ordered the giant paper cup – about a quart's worth! Thanks for stopping by, Ilene. / M
Hinshaw Avatar
February 18, 2020 at 6:54 PM
You depicted so well, as usual, another of the vicissitudes of life - who pays and how much. Always enjoy your down to earth situations that you portray so well and make delightful reading - Bob
Allison Avatar
February 18, 2020 at 6:37 PM
It can be galling if someone goes for the most expensive item and has a 2 or 3 course meal whereas others may opt for one - its happened to us on several occasions:-( hugs Jan xx
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