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Splitting the Bill

When friends share a restaurant meal Who eats what is not a big deal For the bill will be split Though I have to admit That some awkwardness this could reveal. A group member might simply declare He or she finds his portion unfair ‘Cause she ate so much less That it gives her distress To contribute a similar share. It’s a problem one rarely expects When the dining group often connects Since there isn’t a doubt Time will even things out Or perhaps what they need’s separate checks!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020




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Date: 2/22/2020 1:00:00 AM
Ilene, this is right on the money (oops, pardon the pun) ~ John
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Date: 2/20/2020 5:06:00 AM
i HAVE A FRIEND THAT IS RICH, WHEN A HAVE DINNER WITH HIM AND HIS FRIENDS, I DO NOT EVEN SEE THE BILL... SALUTE ALKAS
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Date: 2/19/2020 1:12:00 PM
For those who can pay, let them pay; everyone else stay away! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 2/19/2020 3:38:00 AM
From Experience I've found some always opt for the more expensive option when you're in the chair. I've got very wise to it. Tom
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Date: 2/18/2020 7:48:00 PM
I suppose for me it would depend on your use of the word "friend". A real "friend" would not make an issue of it. If they happen to be running short, exceptions could be made. I've seen money break up what would be considered a loving family. I'm certain it could easily dissolve a casual friendship. One would have to assess the value of that friendship if it became habitual.
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Date: 2/18/2020 7:14:00 PM
Unless I an afford to buy a friend's meal, it's no problem. Otherwise I make it plain that we're going dutch. Some people are greedy. I once worked with a lady who when I treated the coffee always ordered the giant paper cup – about a quart's worth! Thanks for stopping by, Ilene. / M
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Date: 2/18/2020 6:54:00 PM
You depicted so well, as usual, another of the vicissitudes of life - who pays and how much. Always enjoy your down to earth situations that you portray so well and make delightful reading - Bob
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Date: 2/18/2020 6:37:00 PM
It can be galling if someone goes for the most expensive item and has a 2 or 3 course meal whereas others may opt for one - its happened to us on several occasions:-( hugs Jan xx
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