Spin some Yarn about A Dog

Today I was asked to write a poem
about a lady who had spun some dog hair to make a scarf 
When you read this unique story
I hope you'll get a jolly belly laugh

Not well washed this scarf that she was wearing
got wet gave off a doggy smell
It happened in the rain while she was walking down the street
All the local male dogs stopped !! In unison clapped their paws
Hooray! At last !!! We've found a bhitch on heat

Holy smoke she shrieked what am I gonna do
in desperation she began to run
Thirty grinning dogs behind her 
were having so much fun

Now the moral of this story
just imagine this epic scene
If you're gonna spin with dog hair
make sure it's bloody clean

Since writing this poem my mind is quite agog
Can charge a man with buggery can buy a bastard file can cut my bloody finger
But I had to find a way around how to describe a female dog
(the bhitch  she just delivered a litter of six pups. Surprise! surprise !. She was a victim of  deletion)

Footnote this is a true story with a wee bit of poetic licence

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