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Once I worked for 'tcouncil sweepin streets and diggin' 'oles, and was quite contented fulfillin' both these roles. But like many workers I weren't inclined to rush, 'specially while in't gutter sweepin' streets by pushin' brush. Then one day while workin' I found myself outside the law. 'cos a lady went to coppers and told 'em what she saw. It seems that by her standards I was well beyond the pale, she told the cops she'd seen me stampin' on a snail. And so a few days later I found myself in court, the beak looked down and said to me you seem a decent sort. The charge is animal cruelty what have you got to say?, I done it Judge I told 'im 'cos he'd followed me round all day.