Speechless

Well, I guess, I finally did it Men's been trying to do it for years At that moment, I was so overwhelmed That it almost brought me to tears If you would have said it could happen I wouldn't have believed a word I may have even laughed and said The thought of it sounded absurd I had to call my family and friends And tell them of this great news They wanted to know how I did it And, I simply just couldn't refuse Now, it may never happen again It's something that's really quite rare But, I'm so glad it happened to me And, I really wish you were there My wife said she was speechless She's never said it before Someday I'll tell you what I did And maybe, she'll say it once more