Species Mating Rules

Species Mating Rules Easy as 1, 2, 3 Rule #1- Make it a rule to never mate outside your species. Rule #2 – Never take your clothes off in front of other animals or in public for that matter. Rule #3 – Never bring the subject up again. *When you are not sure who or what you have in front of you; run…run very fast or go through the following check list; (If you answer “yes" to 1 or more questions, run….run even faster. Male, female or unknown: Ugly? Yes. Bald? Yes. Fat? Yes. 80++? Yes. Human?... Human?..... Human?..... I’m not asking again and if you can’t answer right away, refer to rule #1 and also run. Here’s a little poem to help you along in life. (with a species antidiscrimination disclaimer to protect the innocent... who or what ever they are) Now I lay me down to sleep I pray that I don’t mate with sheep If I should die before I wake I hope it is without a snake