Spam Spam Spam

Sam ordered Spam, Spam,
Spam...Spam, Spam, Spam...eggs, sausage
and Spam for breakfast.

"Can I substitute
Spam for the sausage?" he asked
the Counter person.

"You want Spam, Spam, Spam...
Spam, Spam, Spam...eggs and Spam—and
Spam for the sausage?"

"I want Spam, Spam, Spam...
Spam, Spam, Spam...Spam, eggs, Spam...and
Spam instead of eggs."

"You want Spam, Spam, Spam...
Spam, Spam, Spam...Spam, Spam, Spam...but
no eggs or sausage?"

"Yes, and could I have
a side order of Spam, and 
a Spam sub to go?" 

"You want Spam on the 
side...and do you want Spam in
place of the sub roll??"

"Yes, thanks!...Just out of
curiosity: What did
you have for breakfast?"

"I had Spam, Spam, Spam...
Spam, Spam, Spam...Spam, Spam, Spam...juice,
Spam, Spam, Spam, and tea."

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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