Soup Is Only For the Old
Hey young fellow I have something to say
Soup isn't for the poor or for the rich, it's for the old, okay
If I'm hungry I'll just heat up a bowl of soup
You can eat it in any age group
Someone once told me that I could be burned
I didn't listen and man I learned
One day I couldn't find my last can
And I saw someone else cooking it in a pan
I flipped out and hit them with my cane
They yelled and said, "I was cooking it for you, are you insane?"
Soup had turned me against my own daughter
At the time I thought it was my wife and said she was getting hotter
She then left because she thought I was hitting on her
I don't think It would be wrong if I were
Well that's why soup is only for the old
I don't care if it's cold
Don't care if it has mold
I'm eating it anyway
That's all I have to say
Copyright © Sloppy Joe | Year Posted 2016
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