Soup In a Cup

A carrot was dangled Before me one night A garden of fortune A place to delight Young and impetuous I followed my need A place for enjoyment And spreading my seed I sniffed and I snorted I touched and I teased I fingered and fondled As much as I pleased Young love gave a highway For me to mature A road many traveled And followed by more So I gave in to pleasure Succumbed to the need I went through the motion And spit out the seed Then when it was done I lay in exhaustion A victim of love A life with no caution Now I am told Nine months from the date I will be living A most costly fate Child support And fees that incur Play dates and meetings And things I'll endure If only my zipper Would have stayed up Then all of this stuff Would be soup in a cup Rockman :-)