Sorry, This Question Does Not Compute

Let's see... how do I feel today Pretty much the same as yesterday except one day older Guess that's the least anyone can expect Wonder if an enormous amount of money just plopped in my lap Would that make any kind of a significant difference Sure would like to give that a shot Perhaps I'll buy a ticket for the next ten million dollar lotto To know how it feels when they call up and say “You are our grand prize winner! After the government grabs it's share We will be sending you a cheque for $136.50! As part of the rules of the contest You'll be required to make a televised statement Excitably explaining how this win has changed your life!” WOWSERS! I'm overwhelmed Been wearing these same old holey beat up jeans For nigh unto ten years now You won't believe how much this means to me... Don't know how I'll ever begin to thank you! I apologise if this sounds a bit cynical But where did the other $9,999,863.50 go This reply came back... “Sorry this question does not compute!” (I'm exaggerating a wee bit, of course!) © Jack Ellison 2015
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Breidenthal Avatar
August 14, 2015 at 5:24 AM
Love this one, Jack! Your humor is out of this world! I feel so honored reading your work. Your such a kind and unique writer. Always, Laura
Ellison Avatar
August 14, 2015 at 6:08 AM
YOU'RE HONOURED???? I'M HONOURED to have such a sweet beautiful friend like I've never ever known in my whole long life! Love you sweet Laura!!! xxx
Chircop Avatar
August 2, 2015 at 6:26 PM
Lol... So true, the government always wants to eat from our plate .. I really loved your tale of winning. Here are some lucky numbers - 1,5,11,27, 30 : ).. If you win I'll travel for my share : ). Sweet poem, as sweet as ever.
Ellison Avatar
August 2, 2015 at 8:23 PM
CHARMAINE! YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETIE! If I win I'll travel to YOU and give you your share and I'll also give you many big kisses and a monstrous squeezie hug!!! Love, Jack xxx
Eastman Avatar
August 2, 2015 at 5:56 PM
When I won the jack pot with Dragon... I learned that it's better to give than to receice. Really! Honest! Want a Dragon?... Now Dragon! I was only making a joke! Yes, in my book you're the best! Now... please... go out side and play... He broke the air conditioner again... They can't keep up with so much hot air!... LOL... OOOPPPS! He caught me again... Gotta run! See ya... Last one in the lake is a Silly Old Dragon!...
Ellison Avatar
August 2, 2015 at 8:25 PM
You live in your own little world my dear Carol! You're one-of-a-kind! LOL Love, Jack xxx
A. Sharma Avatar
August 2, 2015 at 8:19 AM
Good job with this one Jack! I also want to try!
Ellison Avatar
August 2, 2015 at 8:23 AM
I was being a bit cynical eh! Go for it my friend... love, Jack xxx
Allison Avatar
August 2, 2015 at 7:45 AM
love this cynical write jack lol:-) hugs jan xx
Ellison Avatar
August 2, 2015 at 8:00 AM
A bit overstated maybe!!! LOL Huggsies, Bro xxx
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