Someone Has Been Eating Cake in the Bathroom

If I find out who has been eating cake in my bathroom,
They will be paying for a new broom,
And a cake a tin free of rust,
That will be a must.

I just hope they never learn, 
What went on in the bedroom,
That would cause heads to turn,
While they were eating cake in the bathroom.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Smith nee Howarth Avatar
June 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Didn't want to pry so into the bathroom I did sneak. That cake was worth the wait.
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June 9, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Good One. With a name like Smith. would expect nothing less. Will have to take a peak at your work. Do you know if your Smith dates back to crafts like goldsmith or is it an alias. thank you for taking time to read my work. Fell into the soup in 2016 and since I can't swim the soup has to put up with this young at heart 72 year old eccentric who is a hopeless romantic that continues to push the envelope regarding nonsense poems, hopeful, poems, laugh out loud poems and downright diabolical poems. oh and thinly disguised political poems hopefully showing kindness unconditional love will go a long way in my alternative universe. where leaving politics to the politicians is debatable. My poem acts of kindness made into last poetry soup anthology. David Smith from NZ Signing off with best regards.
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