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'I am simply looking for female friends
 to enjoy wholesome conversation with'
Their Ads read
 
I don't drink, don't smoke, never been married, 
never had kids, 
They add

I'm looking for support to continuing to find the real me 
That can never miss out!

I promise to at least write back the first time.
to show their commitment 

I am a passive person. I am sweet. 
I think I am kind and gentle, not meek, but brave.
some say

I am fat,middle aged,ugly and a bit of a grump. 
You will never see this
Though most of them are that
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Kamoonpuri Avatar
November 20, 2013 at 2:10 AM
Hah gah yor ending made me burst out laughing! Im an indian but i hav seen matrimonial ads like dat. Evryone advertises d gud points n no one tels their weakpoints. U wrote such a fun clever poem. I hope u coment my latest too.
Roger  Avatar
November 21, 2013 at 11:21 PM
Thanks dear for that am encouraged to add more poems on the list
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