Soap Opera Watcher's Dilemma

I sat down to rest one warm afternoon, I thought I’d turn the TV on. To my utter surprise there in front of my eyes Was a program I thought had long gone! It captured my thought, I followed it through, And oh, how it quickly flew by! It left me in dismay, for ‘twas not over today, But tomorrow they’d tell me just why. I got up to turn the TV set off, But just then they told me, “Stay tuned.” So I sat there all day, heard the programs all say That they’d show me the conclusion soon. Well, now I am hooked, but I do not care, I’ll watch all these shows till I die. For each day when they close, they say, “Well, no one knows, But tomorrow you’ll find out just why!”