So Your Dog Is Your Baby

So Your Dog Is Your Baby, Huh? By Elton Camp If you want to see it that way, fine with me But I think that it’s just as silly as can be If the dog’s your baby, you better watch I just saw your “baby” licking his crotch Unless my eyesight somehow does deceive Your “baby,” flea powder needs to receive Go to the doctor and better not be late For somebody your “baby” did castrate More is wrong without any doubt Your “baby’s” hair is falling out And I hope you don’t too much mind Your “baby” sniffed another’s behind If you think your dog is your child Understand why I sneered & smiled