Elton Camp Poet Rhyme

So Your Dog Is Your Baby

So Your Dog Is Your Baby, Huh?

By Elton Camp

If you want to see it that way, fine with me
But I think that it’s just as silly as can be

If the dog’s your baby, you better watch
I just saw your “baby” licking his crotch

Unless my eyesight somehow does deceive
Your “baby,” flea powder needs to receive

Go to the doctor and better not be late
For somebody your “baby” did castrate

More is wrong without any doubt
Your “baby’s” hair is falling out

And I hope you don’t too much mind
Your “baby” sniffed another’s behind

If you think your dog is your child
Understand why I sneered & smiled

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