Smoking Is So Sophisticated

Smoking Is So Sophisticated By Elton Camp Yellow teeth, cigarette breath, holes in clothes Why, nearly everyone admires things like those Causing all in your vicinity to cough and frown These are truly the best of smoking to be found Smoker’s clothes so reek of vile cigarette smoke That even when not puffing, he makes us choke The tobacco addict always demands an ashtray But rarely have I seen one take the filth away