Smart Phone

Omg! I totally just got the newest smart phone. Hmmmmmm, but I can't find the buttons or hear a dial tone. I've been so amped about the coolest technology. And I can lock the screen and I don't even need a key. I can access the World Wide Web with a Google search. And now I don't even have to get out of bed for church. I can talk to you and listen to all your drama, And then make a 3 way call to check on my mamma. So excited about the worlds most recent contraption. I'm so cool, even though my bank account suffered absurd subtraction. I rarely see the light of day anymore. With my new app, my groceries are delivered From the store. Before I had this phone, I had some insecurities. Now I'm a narcissist and take lots of selfies. Everything now is automated, I don't need to talk To a person. However, it's frustrating at times and I through fits and get to cursing. So much space I have for the coolest apps. Oh I just got a text, Awesome he yelled at me in all caps! It's a gadget, a device, no wait it's super phone! No more collect calls being made to home. I'm certain my face has left an imprint from Staring at the screen all day. Can I get cancer from that? that's not really a Bill I want to pay! Lol