Smart Phone
Omg! I totally just got the newest smart phone.
Hmmmmmm, but I can't find the buttons or hear
a dial tone.
I've been so amped about the coolest technology.
And I can lock the screen and I don't even need a key.
I can access the World Wide Web with a Google search.
And now I don't even have to get out of bed for church.
I can talk to you and listen to all your drama,
And then make a 3 way call to check on my mamma.
So excited about the worlds most recent contraption.
I'm so cool, even though my bank account suffered
absurd subtraction.
I rarely see the light of day anymore.
With my new app, my groceries are delivered
From the store.
Before I had this phone, I had some insecurities.
Now I'm a narcissist and take lots of selfies.
Everything now is automated, I don't need to talk
To a person.
However, it's frustrating at times and I through fits
and get to cursing.
So much space I have for the coolest apps.
Oh I just got a text,
Awesome he yelled at me in all caps!
It's a gadget, a device, no wait it's super phone!
No more collect calls being made to home.
I'm certain my face has left an imprint from
Staring at the screen all day.
Can I get cancer from that? that's not really a
Bill I want to pay! Lol
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