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Slang Men’s Names in Footles- Part 6

He’s always So Behind

Hasten,
Mason

Heavenly Guy

Sky glow
Milo

A Great Guy

Maxwell
acts swell

Sure Not Dickie Nixon

Tricky
Micky

Spoiled Guy

Bratty
Mattie

Why We Follow

Moses
Shows us

Such a Cheerful Fellow

Jaunty
Monty

Hope he Doesn’t want Kids

Sterile
Merrill

The Stoic

Spartan
Martin

He Keeps Them in the Family

Newel’s
Jewels

The King’s Favorite

Jester
Nestor

He’s Just so Tall

Shorten
Norton

Almost got Left off the Ark

Noah’s
Boas

I Have . . .

Faith in
Nathan

The Shrewd One

Heady
Neddy

The guy in Charge

Foreman
Norman

Never Sits Still

Goin’
Owen

Stuck at Home

Snowed in
Odin

A Nobody

Zero
Nero

Put Him on a Diet

Fatty
Paddy

Give Him a Shave Please

Hairy
Parry

Never Finished Med School

Nursie
Percy

Kind of a Loafer

Restin’
Preson

Mr. Popular

Tweeter
Peter

His Magic

Patrick’s
Hat Tricks

Worm Man

Wriggly
Quiggly

menfootle

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Rob Carmack

January 9, 2024 at 8:26 AM

Fun to read.

John Watt

January 7, 2024 at 8:39 AM

Your "Androotles" always bring a smile. "Snowed in Odin" and "Patrick's Hat tricks" are particularly ingenious. I especially like the clever titles you come up with... "Almost got left off the ark" was my favorite. Here's one: "Poet eaten by baby deer" ~ Fawn got John Watt

Andrea Dietrich

January 7, 2024 at 9:53 AM

Thanks for adding that fun joke at the end

Susan Ashley

January 3, 2024 at 7:42 PM

Such a great string of footles, dear Andrea. Fun and fantastic! Congratulations for your wonderful win in Brian's contest. Warmest wishes.. ~Susan

Richard D Seal

January 3, 2024 at 4:55 PM

Hand dryer, I like it but not as much as Petal. Great footling. Take care, Richard

Duke Beaufort

January 3, 2024 at 4:00 PM

Now you're making me laugh. Plus....it makes me think of how inane we men are. All the crazy qualities we have. Wait...maybe some are desirable. You are too funny sometimes!!

Paula Goldsmith

January 3, 2024 at 10:10 AM

What a creative/fun Footle write. Have a blessed/wonderful day.................

The Situation

January 2, 2024 at 5:49 PM

WHAT a list. Still looking for Johnny to be there.

Andrea Dietrich

January 2, 2024 at 11:22 PM

Probably was in my part 5 series. I need to do at least 3 more series to get through all the men's names

Joe Maverick

January 2, 2024 at 1:54 PM

And I note i never got a mention..Yet on second Thoughts?? Er yes..One never knows? yes don't Go there Joe.' Just me talking to myself Andrea, Oh yes.! Hows the weather there.? And did you Put the breadcrumbs out? Er what else? Think Joe..Think.!

Andrea Dietrich

January 2, 2024 at 11:25 PM

Look in my past series. I am sure I did Joe!

Silent One

January 2, 2024 at 11:15 AM

Oh Andrea this is so creative! Well done.. Can I do one? Andrea/hand dryer :))

Andrea Dietrich

January 2, 2024 at 11:26 PM

And thanks for the congrats

Andrea Dietrich

January 2, 2024 at 11:25 PM

Ha. Is that how my name sounds in England? So funny! So what is your real name so I can make one for you?

Silent One

January 2, 2024 at 12:32 PM

Congrats on your placement in the contest also!

Victor Buhagiar

January 2, 2024 at 2:29 AM

Sent you an email. Hope you have not forgotten me. A Happy New Year.

Andrea Dietrich

January 2, 2024 at 11:28 PM

Happy New year, Victor

Bill Baker

January 1, 2024 at 10:11 PM

Totally awesome Footles, Andrea. A FAV for my list. You are the Footle Queen! I love your Footles. That made my smile just typing it. LOL Happy New Year! my dear friend. Hugs, Bill

Andrea Dietrich

January 2, 2024 at 11:27 PM

Thanks so much, Bill