Slammed

Everyone wants a wish right now...
All lil' Ms.  wants is a diss.
Ya'll know I'm new at this,
Im here, it's now, 
I'm leaving without your crown!

Ms. Destroyer,
I wish you the best.
This knight never naps.
As a matter of fact,
you wont get a wink,
not from me.
Not till' you take your cheese from the trap,
your straps snapped,
and there's no more hearing bout your snacks,
I'll don't want to read about
you getting strung up with your own "String of Nots"

Lil'  Destroyer,
I'm coming for ya.
This is the beginning,
Far from the ending.
It's gonna be lots of laps,
without a trap.
Don't worry bout a snack. 
It will be my treat.
I'll feed you the words you speak.

It's bout time you play along.
It's not Danny boy in this song.
No ma'am!
It's not a he-man slam.

Silly lady,
Use boy not toys.
No decoys to fill voids.
Your poetry,
I will glady destroy.
Host another contest,
I'll give you more.
I wont leave
before
I whip and lash,
and you and your hot meals are both out of gas. 
Satisfied,
saying," Oh man!"
We just got slammed by Mr.  Loverman.

(: Lots of Luv.  :)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Mehta Avatar
August 14, 2010 at 4:20 AM
A well deserved win, matt
Guzzi Avatar
July 28, 2010 at 12:30 PM
We'll not much left to the imagination here LOL but well within the guidlines and giving the judge just what was asked for...I guess? Go metaphor! Congrad's on your win!
Dietrich Avatar
July 26, 2010 at 8:25 PM
congratulations, this was great! Luv, Andrea
Cwiak Avatar
July 26, 2010 at 9:16 AM
Wonderfully done...Congrats on your win in the contest. Dan C
Brown Avatar
July 26, 2010 at 8:35 AM
Congratulations (Matt) on your win in (Destroyer((Poet's contest "Slam!!! Slam!!! Slam!!! . Love, Carol
A   Avatar
July 25, 2010 at 7:30 PM
congrats!!! Matt, enjoyed your entry , nice homework. Glad you made it on time to enter, as for me i am still doing my homework..I am sending you soup mail,,,.p.d.
Sweetheart Avatar
July 25, 2010 at 5:52 PM
Congrats Matt on your big win in P.D.'s contest with this fantastic write for the contest.. enjoy your top spot tonight.. with luv..
A   Avatar
July 21, 2010 at 8:33 AM
Good morning Matt, i was reading my contest entries.. and i did not see this one up,, there,, i think you should add this one ,, i like it,, and it is a slam...p.d.
A  Avatar
July 20, 2010 at 7:20 PM
THANK U 4 YOUR COMMENT. BY THE WAY IS THIS ONE 4 THE CONTES. I FIND IT RATHER FUNNY AND AWESOME. WONDER WHAT P.D. IS THINKING. SURE SOUNDS LIKE A WINNER 2 ME.-SKAT
Thaker Avatar
July 19, 2010 at 9:09 PM
Good one!!!!!!! I enjoyed this form of poetry by you!!!!!! Truly loved it!!!!!! Vrushani!!!
A   Avatar
July 19, 2010 at 7:51 PM
pretty cool Matt, now that is a funny slam. I new you where pulling my leg.. But i did get nosh over it,, You made me laugh by reading what have i been up to,, lol,, I see no King Mandalay in there,, That tells me you did not do your homework right,,,Kidding,, it is all good, hope you entered this one in my contest,,I will get back on a later day.. after i laught at more fo them poems of yours,,not in a bad way..lol..later,..p.d.
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