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Slam Rhyming Rap Battle Trump

If you want to talk smack Best bring your , A - Game Jack I know everyone hate's to see a grown man cry But you have chosen to do battle with Mr Fly Sorry Standard rules don't apply to me I have been spiting since the age of 3 And boy are the ladies into me They wont let me be If I was in 1 Direction My nickname would be Mr Heaven I have been dating since I was 11 And old enough to Diss Young pretenders such a you You may have seen 8 miles over a thousand times But you are about to be schooled I don't tolerate fools lightly My suits fit tightly I bath in my enemies tear's fortnightly I play golf for fun I have a suntan but not from the sun My surname is a trademarked Brand I own swathes of public land 1 , 2 , 3 Listen very carefully to me I am the Donald I eat Salad at Mcdonald's I fill Paper Columns My hair is wavy I am popular with the ladies I only travel on Air Force 1 And I spit on Twitter I am the F-American President How do you like me now ? Look who is laughing now ? Mic Drop

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Date: 8/13/2018 9:05:00 AM
have you ever tried actual battle rap
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Christopher Flaherty
Date: 8/13/2018 3:21:00 PM
No Leslie my mate. Never actually tried battle rap no which is probably a good thing .Cheers Bud ta
Date: 7/13/2018 6:33:00 PM
Lol! Sounds like you know what you're doing. I could feel it.
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Christopher Flaherty
Date: 7/13/2018 8:10:00 PM
I wish reading it back it is total and utter clap trap but thank you anyway. Much appreciated ta

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