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Skin Tight

Cousin Betty was quite thin And when she met this guy named Jim She planned to marry him at that Though Jim was very fat It was sometime in the month of June I finally saw the bride and groom He was much fatter, and she a lot thinner If he got too hungry he'd have her for dinner After they said their I dos He kissed the bride and almost broke her in two Then they were off to the honeymoon Where he broke the bed and shook the room Upon his return his wife wasn't by his side Many surmised that he had ate his bride So they decided to search him And found her in the folds of his skin On her face was a big grin As she had drank too much gin Jim was relieved to see his bride But he remained a double wide

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 10/4/2012 6:20:00 PM
Joseph May! I believe this is one of the funniest ones out there..u wrote so well, friend! Congrats!! :) gwendolen
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Date: 10/2/2012 11:58:00 PM
congrats on your win in the contest, I am enjoying reading all the humorous winners tonight
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Date: 10/2/2012 9:48:00 PM
Congrats on your win, Love Debra
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Date: 10/2/2012 2:29:00 PM
Hi Joseph, Congratulations with your fantastic entry for Joann's "My Cousin's Wedding" cheers~ xox~ PD
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Date: 10/1/2012 10:36:00 PM
congratulations :) knew it was a win
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Date: 10/1/2012 2:51:00 PM
joseph. I am so happy to see one of my favorites in this contest on the winners' list. Is the last stanza added on? I don't recall seeing that final stanza last time!! congrats on your win.
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Joseph May
Date: 10/1/2012 4:44:00 PM
yes Andrea....I added the first and the last. stanzas
Date: 10/1/2012 9:32:00 AM
MY HUGE HEARTY CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR GRAND WIN, TOO MY DEAR FRIEND, JOSEPH MAY!!! Luck and wishes be always with you!! hugs:) Leonora
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Date: 10/1/2012 7:10:00 AM
What a super win for you. Congratulations Joseph. Love, Carol
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Date: 9/30/2012 4:33:00 PM
Ha!! Great job and congrats!!
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Date: 9/30/2012 4:21:00 PM
I am just laughing my head off over these winners. Congrats to you and love the "double wide". BG
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Date: 9/30/2012 12:03:00 PM
wow the image is overpowering!!! my hands are shaking as I type. congrats on the wide win. warm thoughts, Ralph
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Date: 9/30/2012 11:08:00 AM
Hi Jospeh big congrats and happy to share a place with you xx
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Joseph May
Date: 9/30/2012 11:25:00 AM
thank you Mandy....delighted to share a place with you too
Date: 9/30/2012 10:55:00 AM
Congratulations my friend Joseph for being a winner!! Your poem is beautiful indeed!! (^_^)
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Joseph May
Date: 9/30/2012 11:24:00 AM
thank you Maria
Date: 9/25/2012 8:50:00 PM
oh, my WHAT AN ORIGINALLY funny idea at the end of all this. I loved this, Joseph!
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Date: 9/22/2012 9:49:00 PM
lol
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