Skeletons

I am just a pile of bones. (I died in late September.) Calcium that no one owns. My name? I can't remember. Skeletons are deadly serious. That's what some have said. But that's a lie; that's just not us. We're seriously dead! I will try to kill the rumor, With my favorite Halloween joke, That skeletons have no sense of humor. You may laugh- but please don't choke! Why didn't the skeleton cross the road Full of bumps and ruts? He didn't cross the road because... He didn't have the guts!