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Sir Michael DeVil

Sir Michael DeVil
Sir Michael DeVil
My soon to be ex
Is a jerk and a pill.
I cannot wait to try to break his will
For being
Deceiving
I’ll take his abode and make him fulfill
His alimony obligations, what a thrill!

Sir Michael at first glance seems like a great guy
But once you see behind his suave veneer
The man will cheat and lie
Then leave you high and dry
And only when he needs you reappear.

This dangerous viper
This liar and creep
Should be shot by a sniper
Or be put to sleep
My life was such a peaceful one until
Sir Michael, Sir Michael DeVil.

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Kim Rodrigues

Date: 5/30/2024 6:19:00 AM

The catharsis of poetry in high gear! Congrats, Irene!

Irene Hammer
Date: 6/5/2024 6:27:00 AM

Thanks so much, Kim. Yep, working it out...

Emilia James

Date: 5/29/2024 12:23:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. Emilia : )

Irene Hammer
Date: 6/5/2024 6:27:00 AM

Thank you Emilia.

Crystol Woods

Date: 5/29/2024 12:05:00 PM

Oh my! I'd say poor guy but I'll take your word for it! Good rhymes and dark humor!

Irene Hammer
Date: 6/5/2024 6:27:00 AM

Crystol, I bet his poem would paint me in a pretty negative light. Fortunately, he doesn't write them. :)

Natasha L Scragg

Date: 5/29/2024 9:24:00 AM

Hello Irene. Thank you for entering the contest. And huge congrats on making top ten. Your song teaches the importance of not taking people at face value. They can be misjudged good OR bad. And we can find ourselves very disappointed with true colours. The resulting anger of deception is clear in this song. A good write for the contest :-D

Irene Hammer
Date: 6/5/2024 6:28:00 AM

Thanks, Natasha. I appreciate it. I think the singer has her own issues. :)