Sir Dainty, the Delicate Robber

There once was a delicate robber
Yet in his drink he'd drool and slobber
   Sure he loved to drink beer
   But to me it's unclear
Why 'Sir Dainty' was so macabre
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Krutsinger Avatar
December 13, 2020 at 4:37 PM
You are getting all of my smiles to come out today.
Chiri Avatar
December 13, 2020 at 3:39 PM
Hahaha how I have missed your wit!:)
Wolf Avatar
December 13, 2020 at 4:38 PM
So nice to see your avatar, Brenda. Hope you've been well. Laughter and Light, Gershon
Laurie Avatar
December 13, 2020 at 3:00 PM
Hello Gershon … alcohol does that to some people, but perhaps it’s a ploy to distract from his robbing too - thanks Gershon - Lindsay
Theraven Avatar
December 13, 2020 at 11:55 AM
Gershon, Tipsy thief pardoned for all in relaxation of law due to COVID. Love this delicate Limerick. -R
Mcintosh Avatar
December 13, 2020 at 4:34 AM
E N J O Y E D!!! God bless you with many more, dear Gershon :)
Wolf Avatar
December 13, 2020 at 4:22 PM
Appreciated, Regina. Here's to Laughter and Light, Gershon
Wolf Avatar
December 13, 2020 at 4:22 PM
Appreciated, Regina. Here's to Laughter and Light, Gershon
Y. Avatar
December 12, 2020 at 9:14 PM
Hi Gershon, Lol! I think Sir Dainty should get another profession. I enjoyed the read. Have a good evening:-) Alexis
Wolf Avatar
December 13, 2020 at 2:00 PM
Maybe you're right. Bank robbers aren't usually 'dainty' or 'delicate.' Thanks, Alexis! :)
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