Singing To the Thieves

I don't need vinyl siding or great long distance rates. I don't need health insurance or trips to distant states. I don't need what you're selling, so please get off my phone. All I want is peace and quiet; now, leave me alone. (chorus) Don't call here again, Don't call here again, All I want is peace and quiet; don't call here again. Don't call here again; don't call here again; All I want is peace and quiet; don't call here again! You have interrupted dinner or other plans we've made. If I could reach right through this phone I'd hit you with a spade. You've stated lots of "fine print" for me to shovel through. Now listen close 'cause here's my plan: don't call me, I'll call you! (chorus) Sing verse to the tune of "The Yellow Rose of Texas"; sing chorus to the chorus of "Bringing in the Sheaves"