Shut the Damn Door!
(This is a fictional poem)
Shut the damn door, it's cold outside!
Shut the damn door or I'll tan your hide!
I'm getting tired of you letting the cold air in.
I took you to the woodshed yesterday and I'll take you there again.
You figure that because you're over seven feet tall, you can give me sass.
I may be shorter than you but I can still kick your ___.
Shut the damn door, it's below zero degrees!
Shut it now or I'll put you over my knee!
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