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I'm named Delysia (sic) Patricia. This poem was 
inspired by Chris De Burgh's "Stripper" song.  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABwDWwYX0Q4.

A buxom beaut
ill of repute
amply endowed with bits to spare
undoubtedly cute
without dispute
had a penchant her wares to lay bare
 
She'd vocationally strip
do the occasional dip
her pockets bulged, much like her chest
they'd oft cause a trip
o'er th' tarmac she'd skip
six burlies her would lift:  two aft;  two a breast
 
Her stage was wee
a dinghy room on the quay
she sensually danced to excite
with pouting lips
and swinging hips
the flame in her quarries ignite
 
Their feet they tapped
with fist in lap
attempting to conceal the unquestionable
bitty-by-bitty
our temptress went skitty
swinging her frilly unmentionables
 
No item was spared
to the bone she had bared
when in marched the cops in line
they stood there erect
she wiggled her ass-et
winked:  I guess it's your place, not mine?
 
Clad like Eve
sans a fig leaf
our Delilah was escorted downtown
the commander pulled rank
said he she should flank
on the bumpety road going down
 
What transpired en route
is a question that's moot
exhausted the troupe reached the station
she bluntly refused
a gown to use
purred:  would you draw me an inked carnation? 
 
The time drew near
for the lass to appear
the air at the station funereal
they'd lose their charge
who by and large
was their best ever prison material
 
The judge was sad
his mood was bad
his Sunday night romp failed to show
he sat rubbing an itch
cursed himself and the *****
and the pills he swallowed his manhood to grow
 
Cradling his nether part
in waltzed the objet d' art
the cause of his undue distress
well taken aback
his jaw went slack
drooling to see her in undress
 
Adjusted in a blink
as she copped him a wink:
Accused, your charges are grave
how pleadeth thee
guilty or not guilty?
'tis alleged you scandalously behaved
 
M'Lord, I'm guilty
I beg pardon from thee
though my apology be rather belated 
while your service was due
I engaged the cop crew
they kept me bound and incarcerated
 
Still nursing his nuts:
you're nowt but a ****
for your misdeeds you've shown no repentance
for your wayward behavior
you're to serve hard labor
under my personal care to serve sentence
 
The remaining accused
all are excused
henceforth heed the laws of the land
this court stands adjourned
he looked at her stern:
I'll now take this hussy in hand

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013



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Date: 2/10/2014 5:41:00 PM
Enjoying this one again... SKAT
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Date: 1/11/2014 5:16:00 PM
Congrats on your lyrical winning work..Sara
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Date: 1/10/2014 12:56:00 PM
Wow! You wrote a very beautiful poem w/ an inspiration of a song (i/m sure it's a delightful song) my dear friend Licia. I'm so delighted to read it this morning. Thank u so much for sharing and my hearty congratulations on your great win! love lots and biggest hugs, Leonora
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Date: 1/9/2014 7:47:00 PM
I bet I saw this one before if it's an oldie you entered. It's SO GOOD. Congrats, you deserved to win with this one.
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Date: 1/8/2014 11:13:00 PM
What a lovely poem and a fine win. Congrats on the win,Delysia
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Date: 1/8/2014 2:53:00 PM
This has such a tongue in cheek humor that I love!! Well done, and congratulations on your well deserved win!
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Date: 10/31/2013 10:33:00 PM
Sorry Sis, seems I have not commented on this although I have read it in the past ( I deserve a slap but bear in mind I like that) lol, This is a great tale of corruption in more ways than one, love it. Your humour is deffo quayside lol Take care, Richard
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Date: 10/31/2013 10:35:00 PM
Oh I see you won a contest with this recently, Congratulations
Date: 10/10/2013 4:55:00 PM
Congratulations Delysia, love the double impact winning poem... xox~ Linda
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Date: 10/10/2013 1:57:00 PM
This was a HOOT "Delicious Licia"! HILARIOUS!!!! Little wonder you're a winner! Big big hugs xoxoxox
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Date: 10/9/2013 5:47:00 AM
Another winner for this hilarious gem of yours!...Congrats my friend - Tim
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Date: 10/7/2013 11:14:00 PM
Really fun stuff,,,especially for the judge! Congratulations, RAY
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Date: 10/6/2013 2:09:00 AM
Great poem and inspiration from the song this is my dear friend Delysia. Thank you so much for sharing and my hearty congratulations on your great win! love lots and big hugs, Leonora
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Date: 10/5/2013 8:25:00 PM
i super love this one......congrats~ SKAT ~
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Date: 10/5/2013 6:30:00 AM
Congratulations on your great win....
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Date: 10/2/2013 6:28:00 PM
So now you're winning contests are you? What's next? Book signings? Autographs? (Can I have yours pleeese!) I remember this hilarious, rocking gem of yours well...Congrats my friend - Tim
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Date: 9/29/2013 11:13:00 AM
Great job, Delysia Congrats. luv, Ralph
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Date: 9/28/2013 6:07:00 PM
Congrats on the win.. Delysia hendricks
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Date: 9/28/2013 2:26:00 PM
Congrats on your win..Sara
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Date: 9/28/2013 1:50:00 PM
Delysia, love your winning poem. ......... LOVE ~SKAT~
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Date: 9/28/2013 11:34:00 AM
Congratulations !!! Number 1 deserved , all of these poems are amazing , I am trying to comment on every win, I love the contest. Not just because I took the 1st time 3rd place , because they are our favorites ..a book should be published ! Very Cool contest indeed ~
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Date: 9/28/2013 9:10:00 AM
This was fun to check out the video and put together with the poem! Well done!
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Date: 9/28/2013 4:58:00 AM
Congrats on the win in the contest, delysia
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Date: 9/28/2013 4:55:00 AM
Congrats on the win in the contest, delysia
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Date: 9/27/2013 7:34:00 PM
Delysia, lovely poem, Congratulations on your "Beloved Poems" win. xox~ LINDA
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Date: 9/27/2013 7:26:00 PM
this awesome write was a blast to read, congrats on your fine win :)
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