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I'm named Delysia (sic) Patricia. This poem was 
inspired by Chris De Burgh's "Stripper" song.  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABwDWwYX0Q4.

A buxom beaut
ill of repute
amply endowed with bits to spare
undoubtedly cute
without dispute
had a penchant her wares to lay bare
 
She'd vocationally strip
do the occasional dip
her pockets bulged, much like her chest
they'd oft cause a trip
o'er th' tarmac she'd skip
six burlies her would lift:  two aft;  two a breast
 
Her stage was wee
a dinghy room on the quay
she sensually danced to excite
with pouting lips
and swinging hips
the flame in her quarries ignite
 
Their feet they tapped
with fist in lap
attempting to conceal the unquestionable
bitty-by-bitty
our temptress went skitty
swinging her frilly unmentionables
 
No item was spared
to the bone she had bared
when in marched the cops in line
they stood there erect
she wiggled her ass-et
winked:  I guess it's your place, not mine?
 
Clad like Eve
sans a fig leaf
our Delilah was escorted downtown
the commander pulled rank
said he she should flank
on the bumpety road going down
 
What transpired en route
is a question that's moot
exhausted the troupe reached the station
she bluntly refused
a gown to use
purred:  would you draw me an inked carnation? 
 
The time drew near
for the lass to appear
the air at the station funereal
they'd lose their charge
who by and large
was their best ever prison material
 
The judge was sad
his mood was bad
his Sunday night romp failed to show
he sat rubbing an itch
cursed himself and the *****
and the pills he swallowed his manhood to grow
 
Cradling his nether part
in waltzed the objet d' art
the cause of his undue distress
well taken aback
his jaw went slack
drooling to see her in undress
 
Adjusted in a blink
as she copped him a wink:
Accused, your charges are grave
how pleadeth thee
guilty or not guilty?
'tis alleged you scandalously behaved
 
M'Lord, I'm guilty
I beg pardon from thee
though my apology be rather belated 
while your service was due
I engaged the cop crew
they kept me bound and incarcerated
 
Still nursing his nuts:
you're nowt but a ****
for your misdeeds you've shown no repentance
for your wayward behavior
you're to serve hard labor
under my personal care to serve sentence
 
The remaining accused
all are excused
henceforth heed the laws of the land
this court stands adjourned
he looked at her stern:
I'll now take this hussy in hand
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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A  Avatar
February 10, 2014 at 5:41 PM
Enjoying this one again... SKAT
Kendrick Avatar
January 11, 2014 at 5:16 PM
Congrats on your lyrical winning work..Sara
Gasun Avatar
January 10, 2014 at 12:56 PM
Wow! You wrote a very beautiful poem w/ an inspiration of a song (i/m sure it's a delightful song) my dear friend Licia. I'm so delighted to read it this morning. Thank u so much for sharing and my hearty congratulations on your great win! love lots and biggest hugs, Leonora
Dietrich Avatar
January 9, 2014 at 7:47 PM
I bet I saw this one before if it's an oldie you entered. It's SO GOOD. Congrats, you deserved to win with this one.
Mehta Avatar
January 8, 2014 at 11:13 PM
What a lovely poem and a fine win. Congrats on the win,Delysia
Richards Avatar
January 8, 2014 at 2:53 PM
This has such a tongue in cheek humor that I love!! Well done, and congratulations on your well deserved win!
Seal Avatar
October 31, 2013 at 10:33 PM
Sorry Sis, seems I have not commented on this although I have read it in the past ( I deserve a slap but bear in mind I like that) lol, This is a great tale of corruption in more ways than one, love it. Your humour is deffo quayside lol Take care, Richard
Seal Avatar
October 31, 2013 at 10:35 PM
Oh I see you won a contest with this recently, Congratulations
A   Avatar
October 10, 2013 at 4:55 PM
Congratulations Delysia, love the double impact winning poem... xox~ Linda
Ellison Avatar
October 10, 2013 at 1:57 PM
This was a HOOT "Delicious Licia"! HILARIOUS!!!! Little wonder you're a winner! Big big hugs xoxoxox
Ryerson Avatar
October 9, 2013 at 5:47 AM
Another winner for this hilarious gem of yours!...Congrats my friend - Tim
Dillard Avatar
October 7, 2013 at 11:14 PM
Really fun stuff,,,especially for the judge! Congratulations, RAY
Gasun Avatar
October 6, 2013 at 2:09 AM
Great poem and inspiration from the song this is my dear friend Delysia. Thank you so much for sharing and my hearty congratulations on your great win! love lots and big hugs, Leonora
A  Avatar
October 5, 2013 at 8:25 PM
i super love this one......congrats~ SKAT ~
Dey Avatar
October 5, 2013 at 6:30 AM
Congratulations on your great win....
Ryerson Avatar
October 2, 2013 at 6:28 PM
So now you're winning contests are you? What's next? Book signings? Autographs? (Can I have yours pleeese!) I remember this hilarious, rocking gem of yours well...Congrats my friend - Tim
Taylor Avatar
September 29, 2013 at 11:13 AM
Great job, Delysia Congrats. luv, Ralph
Nusairat Avatar
September 28, 2013 at 6:07 PM
Congrats on the win.. Delysia hendricks
Kendrick Avatar
September 28, 2013 at 2:26 PM
Congrats on your win..Sara
A  Avatar
September 28, 2013 at 1:50 PM
Delysia, love your winning poem. ......... LOVE ~SKAT~
Rain Avatar
September 28, 2013 at 11:34 AM
Congratulations !!! Number 1 deserved , all of these poems are amazing , I am trying to comment on every win, I love the contest. Not just because I took the 1st time 3rd place , because they are our favorites ..a book should be published ! Very Cool contest indeed ~
Richards Avatar
September 28, 2013 at 9:10 AM
This was fun to check out the video and put together with the poem! Well done!
Mehta Avatar
September 28, 2013 at 4:58 AM
Congrats on the win in the contest, delysia
Mehta Avatar
September 28, 2013 at 4:55 AM
Congrats on the win in the contest, delysia
A   Avatar
September 27, 2013 at 7:34 PM
Delysia, lovely poem, Congratulations on your "Beloved Poems" win. xox~ LINDA
Adams Avatar
September 27, 2013 at 7:26 PM
this awesome write was a blast to read, congrats on your fine win :)
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