Should Have Been a Contender

I see I am almost 60 The river of life has sped by Sweet accounts are needed Thank God I remember the 60s sane relics of the past Kaftans and roll-ups strain to the sounds blonde this and that Mini skirts and wobbly legs I hear the wind calling It wants an account of where I've been Schooled in Croydon by Woodside Polytechnic in the East End Never used my Degree for its full effect Should have been a contender in the National Audit Office Life goes by quickly its a black board of unreason It demands an answer