Shopping For Sheets

Long ago, when buying sheets,
The task was kind of fun.
I looked at the designs
Until I found my favorite one.

A few had stripes or flowers
Or were patterned or were dotted;
I waited ‘til I found a set
With which I was besotted.

But nowadays, it’s such a drag.
They’re monochrome instead,
With just one boring color;
How can that perk up a bed?

There’s also something else today
To take into account – 
How many threads your sheets should have – 
You choose the right amount.

So now I’m touching samples – 
Like I’d really know by feeling – 
To ascertain which texture
I decide is most appealing.

Aside from price, there’s just one thing
I simply have to find – 
Unless they say “No iron,”
I will leave those sheets behind!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Johnson Avatar
March 13, 2015 at 9:52 AM
Gotta love the word besotted. :) Have you seen the 2000 thread count sheets? Me neither. Give it time, I'm sure we will. :) Have a nice warmer weekend ilene.
Dietrich Avatar
March 12, 2015 at 9:38 PM
MOre homespun humor. Love this. yep, boring sheets today. And who knows the heck about thread count. Not I!!
Cervenka Avatar
March 12, 2015 at 7:35 PM
Oh I love this. After 21 years with the same cotton comforter set I had to replace ours, and it took months because everything was blah and yucky synthetics. I looked for months until a lady came to a craft show selling quilts she had made with matching shams and pillow cases in lovely 100% cotton . I 've only ever had one set on sheets that needed ironing and they were extremely expensive and high thread count. Maybe if you can afford them you also can afford a maid? ;) ~jan
Allison Avatar
March 12, 2015 at 6:44 PM
Great write as ever Ilene and lovely humour - oh I am with you on the no iron bit 100% - when I was a private nanny I was expected to iron the terry nappies - i would get the ironing board out fold the nappies pile them up - job done - the interesting this is I know on my days off the mother never ironed the nappies lol:-) a 7 from me:-) Hugs Jan xx
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