Robert Pettit Poet Rhyme

Shoplifting

What a woman blessed with million dollar looks!
However, we haven’t seen you recently.  What cooks?
You were found shoplifting.  What a stupid thing to do!
They caught you red handed at Saks Fifth Avenue.
I don’t believe it.  Tell me it isn’t true!

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Nette Onclaud February 28, 2011 at 10:24 AM really cool, robert... a fresh feel for a tough theme... well done, well done!! :) huggs, nette

Daver Austin February 28, 2011 at 7:30 AM Ah, 'tis a sickness. Would be interesting to find out just how many stars have been caught shoplifting. Maybe she is so damn good looking she feels she can get away with it? Love, daver

Caroline Cécile Delacroix February 27, 2011 at 11:13 PM Hehe! Yeah, unbelievable indeed! Thanks for your comments on my latest, made the correction which was way more needed than you think. You have soupmail. Thanks again. Caroline.

Andrea Dietrich February 27, 2011 at 10:59 PM Oh, yes, I know who THIS cutie is! Good one, Robert, and thanks for letting me know about my poem. WOW, that makes me feel great tonight!!

Robert A. Dufresne February 27, 2011 at 4:50 PM Stealing is an equal opportunity crime. Nice rhyme

Carolyn Devonshire February 27, 2011 at 12:09 PM Was it Wynona Ryder, Robert? I remember her getting into some trouble. Why anyone with money would steal clothing is beyond me. Thought-provoking poem, my friend. Love, Carolyn

John Castro February 27, 2011 at 11:38 AM lol wynona ryder