Shes a Sweet Lady

Woke up this morning
With a big knot on my head
I saw the wife's rolling pin
On the floor next to the bed

I cant remember 
What I did last night
Probably came home drunk
And started a fight

She looked at me
And gave me the stink eye
Says I get dumber every day
I don't even try

My body is sore and I lost some teeth
"You better think boy, bout what you do"
"Ill give you more of that rolling pin"
"Cause I can still whip you"

She's a sweet lady most of the time
But I live with the dread
If I say the wrong thing
Ill get whacked upside the head

I think back when we met
It makes me sad
Her mother was a sweet lady
But always whipped her dad

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Date: 6/11/2020 10:57:00 PM
Wow "sweet lady" from fine stock ~ quite the scenario. LOL
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 6/11/2020 11:08:00 PM
:)
Date: 6/9/2020 9:55:00 AM
Ha, ha! Wives becomes their mothers; husbands become their fathers... to some extent anyway. Enjoyed. Thanks, Timothy! :) gw
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 6/9/2020 3:17:00 PM
thank you Gershon
Date: 6/9/2020 2:37:00 AM
You're on a roll... Wonderful poems...the last three I've read... just wonderful
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 6/9/2020 3:00:00 AM
Thank you Arturo
Date: 6/9/2020 12:38:00 AM
you had me giggling from the start... apple doesn't fall too far from the tree!
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 6/9/2020 1:25:00 AM
I am so glad you like it! :)
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