She Wears a Talking Hat

She owns a hat, an invisible hat, A hat that she wears every day, A hat that she puts on in crowds of people, Whenever there’s stuff to say, And what she says is completely honest, Her words are frank but fair, Also, somethings are a little bizarre, Sometimes she will even swear, But she always stands upright and straight, Her body saying she is proud, And she owns completely whatever she says, She owns what’s said to the crowd. Yep, she owns a hat that she wears every day, A hat that sits up on her head, A talking hat that helps express her ideas, A hat that controls what is said.