Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

She Spread Her Attributes

This healthy young girl weighed 200 pounds
Was known for spreading her charms around town
Her weight was a problem
She had way too much bottom
She smothered poor lads with her “voluminous downtown”


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Carol Eastman July 18, 2015 at 12:23 PM She ought to meet Dragon... When he sits on your lap... You definitely know it! Then there's Grandpa Troll! He could flatten even Dragon like a pan cake.... PS. He wants her number... Silly Troll!

Lindsay Laurie July 18, 2015 at 12:46 AM By golly gosh young Jack, you'll have trouble hiding under her bed if the springs are saggy and you're not supposed to be there; why am I painting that picture of you young Jack? Lindsay Jack Ellison July 18, 2015 at 7:28 AM The rewards far outweigh the risk!!! YEEHAW!!!

Laura Breidenthal July 17, 2015 at 10:01 PM Love it!! Always, Laura Jack Ellison July 18, 2015 at 7:26 AM You personify SWEETNESS my dearest Laura! Love, Jack xxx

Jan Allison July 17, 2015 at 6:33 AM ha ha ha this made me giggle - looks like she has a touch too much tush . Gosh I'm almost half that weight guess its all in proportion lol:-) hugs Jan xx Jack Ellison July 17, 2015 at 6:36 AM YUP!!! Proportion is definitely the key!!! LOL WOW you is a wee one! Huggles, Jack xxx