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She Spread Her Attributes

This healthy young girl weighed 200 pounds
Was known for spreading her charms around town
Her weight was a problem
She had way too much bottom
She smothered poor lads with her “voluminous downtown”


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Carol Eastman Date: 7/18/2015 12:23:00 PM She ought to meet Dragon... When he sits on your lap... You definitely know it! Then there's Grandpa Troll! He could flatten even Dragon like a pan cake.... PS. He wants her number... Silly Troll! Login to Reply

Lindsay Laurie Date: 7/18/2015 12:46:00 AM By golly gosh young Jack, you'll have trouble hiding under her bed if the springs are saggy and you're not supposed to be there; why am I painting that picture of you young Jack? Lindsay Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 7/18/2015 7:28:00 AM The rewards far outweigh the risk!!! YEEHAW!!!

Laura Breidenthal Date: 7/17/2015 10:01:00 PM Love it!! Always, Laura Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 7/18/2015 7:26:00 AM You personify SWEETNESS my dearest Laura! Love, Jack xxx

Jan Allison Date: 7/17/2015 6:33:00 AM ha ha ha this made me giggle - looks like she has a touch too much tush . Gosh I'm almost half that weight guess its all in proportion lol:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 7/17/2015 6:36:00 AM YUP!!! Proportion is definitely the key!!! LOL WOW you is a wee one! Huggles, Jack xxx