She Can Can Do the Can Can

Off to the big audition to be a showgirl This lofty lady her big head all a swirl In the grandstand was the grand plan She knew she can can do that can can At least at one point she thought she could could Perhaps those old joints don't bend so good good But damn the odds she took that mainstage And kicked like hell to turn a new page She shocked the pants right off those judges So no regrets could hold old grudges Could it be the next great show headliner Be this ancient bobblehead with eye liner Well!... No, that's not quite realistic really But what a story!.. a bit simplistic and silly The truth of this big noggin at one hundred Was a standing ovation and compromise said The judges gave her free passes for the show Kick it up a notch now and then, or you'll truly never know