Shark Vs. An Old Lady Named Dasiy

so there i was walking down the street in the small town that i live in and i was half way
down the block and coming up on an ally way and i smelt dead fish and in the small town
that i live in that's not unusual but then i head some thumping sound so i look down the
ally and i see an old lady beating the crap out of a shark , and i mean just wailing on it
with her cane , and the shark was just lying there taking it  so i walk down the ally a
little and shout out "hey lady . what are you doing to that poor shark " she looks up at
me like shes about to take my head off and then says "none ya business boy " and commences
to beating the shark  final the shark  wiggles back into the water  and i wake up and eat
some cereal and my day goes on till I'm sitting here writing this
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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June 8, 2010 at 6:13 PM
Lol ... this one cracked me up, love it. This is one bizzar dream alright, must have been fun to write, truely enjoyed ... p.d.
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