Shaken Not Stirred
Mister Milligan Funk
A Dad and a Deacon
Went on a massive drunk
Relatively speaking
He staggered to and fro
From bar to bar he went
But soon he had to go
With all his money spent
Talk about unlucky
As he was heading home
Passed out in Kentucky
But woke up drunk in Gnome
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