Sexy

She was a male transgender dressed in black Abundant vital assets she didn’t lack She looked sexy wearing glasses All the men were making passes They wished that they could get her in the sack. ----------------------------------------------------- Inspired by Jan's sack and vital assets limerick!

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Maurice Yvonne

Date: 11/20/2014 12:19:00 PM

If I wasn't still dating him/her I would find this very funny.

Paul Callus
Date: 11/20/2014 1:05:00 PM

I suspect you have not yet reached the last line!:) // paul

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/18/2014 12:37:00 AM

haha, this one even funnier!!! Love the final joke line.

Paul Callus
Date: 11/18/2014 11:59:00 AM

Making teacher laugh must be a feather in my cap:) Andrea...you support and encourage...thank you! // paul

Verlena S. Walker

Date: 11/17/2014 3:02:00 PM

Very well Paul. Enjoyed your limerick... Verlena

Paul Callus
Date: 11/17/2014 3:48:00 PM

Thank you Verlena. Maybe people who wear glasses will realize that they need not feel conscious...they can look as beautiful and sexy as any others. // paul

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 11/16/2014 1:39:00 PM

:D Sounds like a commentary on the movie "The Crying Game." Now I need to find Jan's limerick and read it too. Glasses never hide beauty; the enable the wearer to see it! Love, Carolyn

Paul Callus
Date: 11/17/2014 3:51:00 PM

I love your comments Carolyn! Behind the wittiness and the glasses there is also a message and I hope it comes over as intended. Hope you enjoy Jan's limerick, too:) hugs // paul

Dorian Petersen Potter

Date: 11/15/2014 9:20:00 PM

This is so funny Paul, ha ha ha lol sure you made me smile with this one. I like it a lot. A 7 for me! :) love and hugs! xxx D.

Dorian Petersen Potter
Date: 11/16/2014 11:16:00 AM

Always do my friend that's what keeps us alive and thriving at the end of each day :) xxxx D.

Paul Callus
Date: 11/16/2014 11:03:00 AM

Thank you Dorian! Limericks are supposed to enable us to see the lighter side of life....so glad you did:) /x/ paul

Jan Allison

Date: 11/15/2014 4:51:00 PM

ha ha ha - simply priceless! hugs jan xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 11/15/2014 5:07:00 PM

a lot better thanks Paul:-) Hugs jan xx

Paul Callus
Date: 11/15/2014 5:04:00 PM

Lovely to hear you laughing, Jan! Hope you're sleeping more and better. hugs // paul

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 11/15/2014 3:39:00 PM

Hehehehe : ).Hilarious!!!

Paul Callus
Date: 11/15/2014 4:22:00 PM

Thank you Charm! Hilarious says it all:) // paul

David Meade

Date: 11/15/2014 3:27:00 PM

Lola comes to mind . . . still laughing!

Paul Callus
Date: 11/15/2014 3:52:00 PM

So glad you found this to your liking, David. Now that you remind me...Lola does fit in this! Thanks for stopping by. // paul