Paul Callus Poet Limerick

Sexy

She was a male transgender dressed in black
Abundant vital assets she didn’t lack
She looked sexy wearing glasses
All the men were making passes
They wished that they could get her in the sack.


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Inspired by Jan's sack and vital assets limerick!

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Maurice Yvonne November 20, 2014 at 12:19 PM If I wasn't still dating him/her I would find this very funny. Paul Callus November 20, 2014 at 1:05 PM I suspect you have not yet reached the last line!:) // paul

Andrea Dietrich November 18, 2014 at 12:37 AM haha, this one even funnier!!! Love the final joke line. Paul Callus November 18, 2014 at 11:59 AM Making teacher laugh must be a feather in my cap:) Andrea...you support and encourage...thank you! // paul

Verlena S. Walker November 17, 2014 at 3:02 PM Very well Paul. Enjoyed your limerick... Verlena Paul Callus November 17, 2014 at 3:48 PM Thank you Verlena. Maybe people who wear glasses will realize that they need not feel conscious...they can look as beautiful and sexy as any others. // paul

Carolyn Devonshire November 16, 2014 at 1:39 PM :D Sounds like a commentary on the movie "The Crying Game." Now I need to find Jan's limerick and read it too. Glasses never hide beauty; the enable the wearer to see it! Love, Carolyn Paul Callus November 17, 2014 at 3:51 PM I love your comments Carolyn! Behind the wittiness and the glasses there is also a message and I hope it comes over as intended. Hope you enjoy Jan's limerick, too:) hugs // paul

Dorian Petersen Potter November 15, 2014 at 9:20 PM This is so funny Paul, ha ha ha lol sure you made me smile with this one. I like it a lot. A 7 for me! :) love and hugs! xxx D. Dorian Petersen Potter November 16, 2014 at 11:16 AM Always do my friend that's what keeps us alive and thriving at the end of each day :) xxxx D. Paul Callus November 16, 2014 at 11:03 AM Thank you Dorian! Limericks are supposed to enable us to see the lighter side of life....so glad you did:) /x/ paul

Jan Allison November 15, 2014 at 4:51 PM ha ha ha - simply priceless! hugs jan xxx Jan Allison November 15, 2014 at 5:07 PM a lot better thanks Paul:-) Hugs jan xx Paul Callus November 15, 2014 at 5:04 PM Lovely to hear you laughing, Jan! Hope you're sleeping more and better. hugs // paul

Charmaine Chircop November 15, 2014 at 3:39 PM Hehehehe : ).Hilarious!!! Paul Callus November 15, 2014 at 4:22 PM Thank you Charm! Hilarious says it all:) // paul

David Meade November 15, 2014 at 3:27 PM Lola comes to mind . . . still laughing! Paul Callus November 15, 2014 at 3:52 PM So glad you found this to your liking, David. Now that you remind me...Lola does fit in this! Thanks for stopping by. // paul