Senor's Wealth Management

Senor's wealth management... battered pinata like Yours truly courtesy servitude tethered existence suffers neck brunt of yoke fiscal recklessness got me woke within cosmic schema, a mere infinitesimal speck. Insolvent crisis principally bespoke interestingly enough caught me off balance sudden pennilessness (dollar short/ day late dada) analogous to vice grip stranglehold doth choke coffers emptied willy-nilly Okey doke colorblindness fundamentally governed me into zombified state thus another plaintive plea I repeatedly, lamely, and feebly evoke meaning remuneration welcomed courtesy altruistic generosity, magnanimity and philanthropy humble anonymous Lake Woebegone folk ideally Norwegian bachelor farmers to alleviate fiasco from fiendish fraudsters frazzled father. In plain (Schwenksville speak) broken English, I fell prey to hustlers audacious, ferocious, malicious, voracious, zealous tricksters, who stealthily found entry into my Macbook Pro and locked computer screen with threatening implication security of mine private domain awash with byte size bits of valuable information at risk of being tampered with or obliterated. Analogous to eminent domain of yore mine digital terrain manifest destiny meant war virtual flesh and blood regarding these lovely bones yours truly gussied up as chargé d'affaires sent on risky (business) dutiful tour to inflict comeuppance on him who rendered me poor as a Unitarian Church mouse, plus I recruited offspring of one of countless related German Shepherd dogs featured in fictional stories on film, radio and television, who starred as Rin Tin Tin reincarnate belonging to elite K9 Korp receiving unexpected support courtesy end of gum (cryptic message for ye to chew on) sympathizers voluntarily boosted success at recouping major financial setback my morale viz extempore.