Senior Moment 2c

Police arrested old Mrs. Brown
For walking around during Lockdown
She said it was hot
And simply forgot
She was wearing a sexy nightgown
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June 2, 2020 at 1:04 AM
Too cute Rico. This made me smile. About 4 nights ago our neighbor from two houses up the street came to visit at 1:00am. She is 91yrs. old and was wearing her nightie and robe and slippers. Didn't know where she was. My husband let her in and made tea for her then called 911 and the paramedics came and took care of her. Great write my friend. JB
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June 2, 2020 at 2:40 PM
A common occurrence in elderly housing, especially where all the floors and apartments look the same. Thank you for reading and commenting! Aloha! Rico
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May 31, 2020 at 5:42 PM
haha, Cute!
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June 1, 2020 at 1:17 PM
Mahalo, Andrea! Aloha! Rico
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May 29, 2020 at 11:13 PM
Too bad she couldn't remember to turn on the fan. :0 Very entertaining, Rico. Aloha!
Leffanta Avatar
May 30, 2020 at 1:16 PM
I suspect her hot fan was turned on, "Hi!" Aloha! Rico
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May 29, 2020 at 7:50 PM
G'day Rico … I suppose she was arrested for not wearing a mask. Nothing surprises me these days - thanks Rico - Lindsay
Leffanta Avatar
May 30, 2020 at 1:14 PM
Only a female officer would notice she was not wearing a mask! Aloha! Rico
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May 29, 2020 at 6:01 PM
No one would bat an eye in my neighbourhood ;), xomo! RSD
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May 30, 2020 at 2:29 PM
LOL! Not all the chicks are for sale either.
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May 30, 2020 at 1:12 PM
bats aren't birds! Aloha! Rico
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May 29, 2020 at 5:12 PM
hahahaha, oh you caught me... those senior moments are deciding to visit more often. Have to wear something romantic for them when they visit. :) Eve
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May 30, 2020 at 1:12 PM
As long as your remember the mask, you are OK? Aloha! Rico
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May 29, 2020 at 3:45 PM
ha! i guess this could happen, rico! another entertaining limerick from you...
Leffanta Avatar
May 30, 2020 at 1:11 PM
I'm guessing your husband is doing better because you dropped your nightgown? Aloha! Rico
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May 29, 2020 at 1:37 PM
Poor Mrs brown, a senior moment, as we get older they become more frequent lol. Tom
Leffanta Avatar
May 29, 2020 at 2:06 PM
Ilene Bauer inspired this limerick with her recent poem about getting dressed during lockdown. It now appears a mask is more important than a nightgown. Aloha! Rico
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