Janice Canerdy Poet Limerick

Self-Motivated Santa--Bawdy, Revised

St. Nick took his little blue pill,
then lay there, prepared for a thrill.
He wasn’t aware
his wife wasn’t there.
The chance of  "Ho ho ho" was nil.

 
December 13, 2021
entered in Andrea Dietrich's Limerick Contest

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Mike Gentile December 29, 2021 at 4:44 AM At its bawdy best this is Janice!! I loved it and its Ho, Ho, Ho! Congratulations xxoo and Happy New Year!

Christuraj Alex December 27, 2021 at 4:07 AM Great escape. Interesting write. Congratulations!

Eve Roper December 26, 2021 at 9:38 PM Congratulations on your win , Janice , great limerick . Hugs Eve

Connie Marcum Wong December 26, 2021 at 2:05 PM I love this ending! Sooooo funny Janice. I am happy to see it receive a podium trophy win. Congratulations! Blessings

Brian Sambourne December 25, 2021 at 4:24 PM Funny, creative, original. A bawdy bauble of chuckles. Congratulations! Brian

Alexis Y. December 24, 2021 at 7:50 PM Lol! Janice, This is hilarious, I laughed out loud reading it. Congratulations on your winning write. Merry Christmas to you and your loved ones. Have a good evening:-) Alexis

Kim Rodrigues December 24, 2021 at 6:39 PM Trying to plan a ho ho ho evening falls flat! Congrats! Janice Canerdy December 24, 2021 at 7:04 PM Thanks so much, Kim! Janice

Susan Ashley December 24, 2021 at 6:04 PM Hahaha! Poor Santa, with no “ho ho ho”! Such a great limerick, Janice. Congratulations for your excellent win in Andrea’s contest. Warmest wishes for a merry Christmas.. ~Susan Janice Canerdy December 24, 2021 at 7:05 PM Thanks so much, Susan. Janice

Terry Flood December 24, 2021 at 4:31 PM Congrats on your win, Janice. Have a great Christmas, Terry Janice Canerdy December 24, 2021 at 5:00 PM Thanks, Terry! Merry Christmas to you too! Janice

Andrea Dietrich December 24, 2021 at 4:05 PM SO cute, Janice. The beat was just a tiny bit off in last line or this would have been a sure second to Jan's first place. BIG congrats on your win and Merry Christmas. Janice Canerdy December 24, 2021 at 4:18 PM Thanks a million for sponsoring and for my win, Andrea!! Merry Christmas and happy New Year. Janice

Lindsay Laurie December 23, 2021 at 2:29 PM Hello Janice ... Now that's given old Santa a surprise but not a gift - thanks Janice - Lindsay Janice Canerdy December 24, 2021 at 4:19 PM LOL! Thanks, Lindsay! Janice

Jan Allison December 14, 2021 at 2:05 PM ha ha ha so funny Janice:-) hugs Jan xx Janice Canerdy December 14, 2021 at 2:09 PM Thanks so much, Jan! Janice

Rico Leffanta December 14, 2021 at 10:54 AM Cute, Janice! Ho, but no ¡Olé! Aloha! Janice Canerdy December 14, 2021 at 2:10 PM Oh, cute but no "bravo"!? Not dirty enough for you?? LOL Thanks. Janice

Tom Cunningham December 14, 2021 at 12:24 AM Good one Janice, bawdy with a capital B lol. Tom Janice Canerdy December 14, 2021 at 6:26 AM I did revise that last line. Now it's bawdy with a lower-case "b." LOL! THANK YOU. Janice Canerdy December 14, 2021 at 6:09 AM Thanks, Tom. I think I may revise it! :-) Janice