Self-Assembly

It comes with the instructions Listing every single step And if there is a problem, You can call the service rep. The hardware's all included - Every nut and bolt and nail - Yet still, when self-assembling, You should prepare to fail. For few stay calm when things don't work And many go ballistic. My theory is the manufacturers Are just sadistic. So somewhere in a foreign land, They pack a few wrong screws Or illustrate instructions In a way meant to confuse. And then they sit around and laugh As boxes leave the shelves, Filled with stuff they know we can't Assemble by ourselves. There's only one solution And although you'll pay much more, The next time, purchase something Put together in the store!