Seems So

I sighed and exclaimed, it’s raining again
I said it’s the same every day
The weather is always so cloudy and grey
My wife said it just seems that way

I switched on the TV, there’s more flaming cooking 
And that reinforced my dismay
There’s just nothing on at which I shall be looking
My wife said it just seems that way

My tax bill just came, what the heck’s going on
The taxman is like Ronnie Kray
I think maybe they think I own amazon
My wife said it just seems that way

I got into bed and we snuggled up tight
And I whispered in her ear, ‘Hey?’
Have you brought, she said, a revolver to bed
I said, no, it just seems that way



21 March 2021
Contest: It only seems that way
Sponsor: Kai Michael Neumann
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Lamoureux Avatar
March 21, 2021 at 3:11 PM
Ha ha, now that’s funny. Hopefully it doesn’t have a hair trigger, she won’t want it going off prematurely.
Flood Avatar
March 21, 2021 at 3:33 PM
Now Richard, what are you insinuating? Glad you enjoyed. Terry
Devonshire Avatar
March 21, 2021 at 2:16 PM
"Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Courtesy of Mae West. This is really cute, Terry. Enjoyed, Carolyn
Flood Avatar
March 21, 2021 at 3:36 PM
At the moment I’m having to dig inspiration from the deepest corners of my mind with a toothpick. This just popped up (ooh er) unexpectedly. So I’m glad you liked it Carolyn. Terry
Cunningham Avatar
March 21, 2021 at 1:01 PM
Complete with silencer I suppose lol. Good one Terry, good luck in the contest and hope you're weekend is going well. Tom
Flood Avatar
March 21, 2021 at 3:39 PM
Hi Tom, spent all week and weekend digging half a ton of builders rubble out of my garden. My backs killing me so my revolver is staying holstered. Cheers Tom. Terry
Bauer Avatar
March 21, 2021 at 12:52 PM
ha! very funny, terry! best of luck in the contest...
Flood Avatar
March 21, 2021 at 3:40 PM
Thanks, Ilene. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
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