Scottish Phrases I Love

me.....rigid (surprised) Get tae (your bothering me go away) Naw mate it Chips no ing fries (we call them chips) wit r u gawking it mate (yes can i help you) Suffering (yeah life i give in) Tap us a *** (slang for cigarette) could i get a cigarette the next bits a brain frizzle if Pokémon had diarrhea would they call it the squirtles? I'm going back to the sound only i can hear the voice behind the curtain that sees wherever i stare