Scottish Limericks
A Scotsman whose mum called him, "Mary"
Was sent to a doctor in Derry
Before his eyes
He was circumcised
(Its a wrong way to tip her fairy)!
* * * *
A lady described as "well-built"
had wondered, "What's under yon kilt?"
She lifted the plaid
And was ever so sad
To discover a Scotsman called "Wilt"!
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