Scottish Limericks

A Scotsman whose mum called him, "Mary"
Was sent to a doctor in Derry
Before his eyes
He was circumcised
(Its a wrong way to tip her fairy)!

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A lady described as "well-built"
had wondered, "What's under yon kilt?"
She lifted the plaid
And was ever so sad
To discover a Scotsman called "Wilt"!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 8/21/2018 10:48:00 PM
laugh! laugh! laugh! I love an extremely witty limerick Rico, so you got me - thanks Rico - Lindsay
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 8/26/2018 8:28:00 PM
Mahalo nui loa! Aloha! Rico
Date: 7/21/2018 3:04:00 PM
Hehehehe ..Entertaining!
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/21/2018 4:39:00 PM
Mahalo nui loa! Aloha! Rico
Date: 7/20/2018 8:39:00 AM
Omg. LOL!
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/20/2018 1:02:00 PM
Mahalo nui loa! Aloha! Rico
Date: 7/20/2018 8:15:00 AM
ouchie, oh boy this was a entertaining limerick.
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/20/2018 1:02:00 PM
Mahalo nui loa! Aloha! Rico
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