Scotsmen

SCOTSMEN Though it be strange enough to the rest For music to soothe the savage breast Those who choose bagpipes would be Scottish Strange breed those guys north of the border Only they would design a kilt to order In a region where the climate is anything but hottish Outsiders who try to understand Glaswegians Think that they almost sound like Norwegians Well, they are kinda polyglottish Ah! But thank god they are excellent engineers The steam engine was perfected with no peers In a style uniquely James Wattish