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Scared Half To Death Twice

D'ya know if you're scared half to death twice It's over, say bye-bye to friends, that's my advice What more do you need Can't even go pee And your bodily functions no longer suffice

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Patricia Cresswell

Date: 10/14/2017 11:06:00 AM

Are you trying to say something to us?

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/14/2017 11:16:00 AM

All I know is, my days left are shorter than when I was 30!!! LOL Lovesies, dear Patricia, Jacko xxx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 10/14/2017 9:04:00 AM

The road to higher math//was never on my path//If I couldn't pee//I wouldn't be me//Just an average psychopath. FUNCTION ON PROFESSOR JAKE!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/14/2017 10:25:00 AM

Haw!!! Me too... it's the only way to survive!!! PROFESSOR??? lol

Russell Sivey

Date: 10/14/2017 6:16:00 AM

I've scared half to death a whole bunch of times and I'm still here my friend! Maybe it losses track after so long, that your theory only works if you're scared half to death twice all at once! Your poem is quite hilarious however my friend! I loved the humor within it anyway! What a wonderful piece, Great Work!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/14/2017 6:18:00 AM

Really don't want to find out! Heading for 100!!!!!!!!