Scared Half To Death Twice

D'ya know if you're scared half to death twice It's over, say bye-bye to friends, that's my advice What more do you need Can't even go pee And your bodily functions no longer suffice
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Cresswell Avatar
October 14, 2017 at 11:06 AM
Are you trying to say something to us?
Ellison Avatar
October 14, 2017 at 11:16 AM
All I know is, my days left are shorter than when I was 30!!! LOL Lovesies, dear Patricia, Jacko xxx
Flats Avatar
October 14, 2017 at 9:04 AM
The road to higher math//was never on my path//If I couldn't pee//I wouldn't be me//Just an average psychopath. FUNCTION ON PROFESSOR JAKE!!!
Ellison Avatar
October 14, 2017 at 10:25 AM
Haw!!! Me too... it's the only way to survive!!! PROFESSOR??? lol
Sivey Avatar
October 14, 2017 at 6:16 AM
I've scared half to death a whole bunch of times and I'm still here my friend! Maybe it losses track after so long, that your theory only works if you're scared half to death twice all at once! Your poem is quite hilarious however my friend! I loved the humor within it anyway! What a wonderful piece, Great Work!!
Ellison Avatar
October 14, 2017 at 6:18 AM
Really don't want to find out! Heading for 100!!!!!!!!
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