Sarcasm Soup- Time To Take a Bath!
Time to take a bath
When the flies buzz around you
(and they are wearing masks!)
And the room deodorizer leaves the room
It's time to take a bath
Believe me, it's not too soon!
When the bathwater turns inky
And people say you're stinky
Time to take a bath
When roaches start spraying you
White bathtowel a dark dark hue
It's time to take a bath!
When your visitors come, wearing surgical masks
Won't drink your drinks
Use only their own flask
And a bullet to the head
Is all you ask
And your primary doctor is Joseph Mengele'
Your only pet, a biting flea
It's time to take a bath
You've sunk so low, so very low
Your whereabouts, even you don't know
When the water jumps out of your tub
And your belly button is home for a grub
Maybe much more is needed
Just a bath may not do the trick
When no matter what you try
You make all others sick
Better start by sitting down with
a chisel or paint scraper
You've got so much work ahead, my friend
Your mind will turn to vapor!
ps- to those who commented on celestial traveler,
I'm glad to report I reworked the end...thanks for your constructive criticism.
regards, tom
Copyright © Tom Bell | Year Posted 2007
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